Friday, February 9, 2007

ESPO On Anna Nicole Smith


Hey,

This is the best I could do on 30 pecosets and a trim spa shake:

Q: what was anna nicole doing when she died?
A: Reading 'scripts

KFC announced plans for an anna nicole smith tribute called the Rest In 3 Piece

FROM THE NY TIMES ...

CORRECTIONS
In some editions of yesterdays paper an obituary read:
Anna had a 80 year old gram named millie from a farm, I see.
It should have read: Anna had 80 milligrams from the pharmacy.

THANKS I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEEK! TRY THE VEAL. ANNA WOULD!

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Sail Away


I'm outside smoking a Newport. 21 degrees, snow on the ground. A black Cadillac drives by, all windows down, BUH-LASTING "Orinoco Flow" by Enya. That's for real.

Friday, February 2, 2007

Holy Crap!


I just started a blog! Mad gay!